June 2013
Social skills of an agoraphobic lobster: Alternative Episode Titles For Welcome To Sanditon, Episode 11 →
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- “It Took Gigi A Week To Figure Out This Had Shipping Material, But It Was Worth It”
- “Liar Liar, Pants On Fire!”
- “Ha Ha, ‘I Don’t Have a Crush’ My Ass”
- “I Don’t Even Know What Triffid Is, But Clara Made Ice Cream Of It For Ed, So That’s Obviously Love, I Mean, Come On”
- “Mayor Parker…
Casey Malone Is The Brute Squad: This Is Not Fucking Harmless →
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I love Kickstarter. I think that’s clear to people who know me by now? I love it. There’s a dude named Brad Muir and he works at Double Fine and I love the games they make, so much. But before Kickstarter, every time a Double Fine game came out I was a little worried it would be their last,…
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.
YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
i think they should release a fashion magazine but instead of models use cats and instead of tips on how to lose weight, tips on how to gain cats, and instead of listing reasons why boys don’t like you, list reasons why cats are more important than body shaming and self hatred
YES
Would you call it a catalogue?
GET OUT
This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:
A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.
Molecules at 1000x Magnification !
Champagne:
Dry Martini:
Margarita:
Pina Colada:
Sake:
Scotch:
Tequila:
Vodka:
WHAT THE FUCK
VODKA IT IS THEN
PINA COLADA LOOKS LIKE LUNAR MOTHS, WHOA
SAW THAT IMMEDIATELY
yes. we like round lumps of fat evenly spaced on the chest area. big lumps of fat. as big as possible. but the lumps of fat must be firm and always stay upright. fat that is anywhere else on the body that is not on the chest is absolutely revolting. everywhere else must be muscle except for the two specific lumps of fat.
ok you know what scotland where do you get off having all this cool shit and hot people and kilts and stuff
because look at these fucking things
THESE ARE FAIRY POOLS, YOU CAN FIND THEM IN THE ISLE OF SKYE AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
THEY’RE GORGEOUS
SCOTLAND STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME HERE
MOTHERLAND…
I’m laughing so hard at this post I can’t?
At least one of these pictures is not only ridiculously photoshopped but also NOT IN SCOTLAND. Oh wow. Purple trees, really?
Also if any of you come here and find these mythical hot guys who walk around in kilts all the time please, tell me where they are because they have no right to be so well hidden in a country this small.
i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
This appears to be true!
HOW COME NOBODY TELLS ME WHEN WE HAVE COMPANY??
I JUST WALKED THROUGH MY HOUSE IN A SPORTS BRA SINGING THE OPENING SONG TO THE LION KING AND MY SISTER HAS TWO BOYS OVER.
JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONEmade a good first impression you cultured sex thing
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
my dad accidentally butt-dialed me while on a date with my mum
they have the weirdest fucking conversations omfg
important edit: NEVER MIND THEY STARTED TALKING SMACK ABOUT ME. WHAT BITCHES. THEY SAID I EAT ALL OF THE COCOA PUFFS WHENEVER WE GET THEM.
WELL, SAY GOOD BYE TO ALL OF YOUR COCOA PUFFS NOW YOU CUNTS.
MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE
APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION
